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This is where I make fun of random things (people, movies, websites, books, products, commercials, etc.). So hopefully you enjoy and yeah.
Let's Make fun of the twilight saga! (movies)
Twilight
Well I really should have Bella as the derp here, but, does it really count if that's Kristen Stewert's face? Well, in the movie, Edward Cullen is trying to warn Bella to stay away from him.
Edward: "I want to kill you."
Bella: "*derps out* Edwaaaaarrrddd, yooooouuuu sppppaaarrrklllleeeeee hehehehe!"
What normal person falls in love with a creepy looking stalker dude that wants to freaking KILL you in your sleep!? But I will blame Edward for this too. He kept giving derpy face whiplash so she decided to keep wanting to be around creepy sparkly dude. He keeps giving her derpy expressions then they fall in love and gay gay gay. Oh, did I mention G.A.Y?! Charlie, Bella's father, obviously is the original derp. Although Renee is really derpy and ditzy just like Bella.... It's a very hard decision. Jacob's hair goes down to his freaking butt in this movie. And god, does it look horrible on him. Jacob's a derp too. THEY ALL ARE! THE WHOLE TOWN OF FORKS IN THIS MOVIE IS GAY! I feel bad for the original Forks....
Edward: "I want to kill you."
Bella: "*derps out* Edwaaaaarrrddd, yooooouuuu sppppaaarrrklllleeeeee hehehehe!"
What normal person falls in love with a creepy looking stalker dude that wants to freaking KILL you in your sleep!? But I will blame Edward for this too. He kept giving derpy face whiplash so she decided to keep wanting to be around creepy sparkly dude. He keeps giving her derpy expressions then they fall in love and gay gay gay. Oh, did I mention G.A.Y?! Charlie, Bella's father, obviously is the original derp. Although Renee is really derpy and ditzy just like Bella.... It's a very hard decision. Jacob's hair goes down to his freaking butt in this movie. And god, does it look horrible on him. Jacob's a derp too. THEY ALL ARE! THE WHOLE TOWN OF FORKS IN THIS MOVIE IS GAY! I feel bad for the original Forks....
New Moon
UNDER CONSTRUCTION